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I mean, honestly.

I should note that, like Swift, I, too, have dated Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Conor Kennedy (but not at the same time that she did; I’m not like that).

And also like Swift, I own a duplex penthouse in Midtown Nashville, Tennessee as well as a residence in Beverly Hills, California, and a house, purchased for my parents’ use, in Brentwood, Tennessee.. And earned $18 million in 2009, $45 million in 2010, $45 million in 2011, and $57 million in 2012.

Ms. Swift, you and I are maybe not so unalike. …Call me?

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